You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize