he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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