She said her name was "party"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
