I only kidnapped one of them. chill
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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