If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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