Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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