I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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