Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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