That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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