i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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