hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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