I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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