Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
why is half of my head shaved?
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