the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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