dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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