Dual....:-)
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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