you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I wish you could order shots online.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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