Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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