i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want to stick my p in your. b.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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