Me. At least after what I've been through.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
