you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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