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  Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.

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• Women are more likely to conceive when they orgasm during intercourse, you're safe.

  Submitted by porksword on May 2, 12 at 6:01pm

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  • Best burn ever.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 2, 12 at 9:14pm

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  • I normally LOVE your comments, though having said that I can tell you that is not an absolute truth. It can happen just as easily from a 30 second highly intoxicated and painfully disappointing encounter. I mean I'm not speaking from experience mind you just saying.

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 2, 12 at 11:39pm

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    • "more likely"

      Submitted by porksword on May 3, 12 at 5:19am

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  • I dont think that guy could make it to intercourse

    Submitted by kyguy87 on May 3, 12 at 8:26am

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• what does this even mean?

  Submitted by theycallmeHER on May 2, 12 at 2:24pm

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• means he got blamed for a kid that wasnt his

  Submitted by roadhead101 on May 2, 12 at 3:05pm

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• try snail slime. I hear that sticks to Teflon :)

  Submitted by SSmackk on May 2, 12 at 2:24pm

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• blood sticks to Teflon

  Submitted by nunubeest on May 2, 12 at 4:23pm

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