Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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