we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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