Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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