I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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