there's paper in my vomit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Welp...herpes.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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