but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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