So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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