Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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