I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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