Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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