I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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