when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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