Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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