I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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