Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
try to milk me bitch
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
