His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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