It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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