soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
