How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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