That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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