I hope mine doesn't look like that
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
We got so high we made milksteak
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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