Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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