me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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