..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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