smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
sex on a bike is impossible
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