i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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