He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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