they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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