So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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