At least make sure they are 18
Why
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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