Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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