I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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